Pawan is invading my blog 
. So I’ve decided to create a page specially for him :). So his previous posts (which were previously out of context elsewhere) are here:
- A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother” Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
- What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
- Who is a gynecologist ?He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!
- 7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
What three things are common between the sun and a
woman’s underwear?
Both are hot, both look better while going down and
both disappear at night.
A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential.
Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!”
A woman asks man who is traveling with six children, “Are all these kids
yours?”
The man replies, ” No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer
complaints”.
Do u know the meaning of WIFE (Without Information Fighting Everytime) and so that u grls don’t say i’m sexist, i’ll also add another meaning of WIFE (With Idiot For Ever) ; )
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. And. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Conserve energy… fart in a jar
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world…those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free.
check this out. it’s in some kind of language but to sum it up, you’ve got 15 seconds to find the only 3 differences in the pictures. if u can handle it, therefore u r among the very few who …
http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf
BLOODY SPOOKY!!!!
GO RIGHT DOWN TO THE BOTTOM AND DO LIKE IT TELL’S YOU… TOTALLY WEIRD
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5=11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 +1+1=11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9+1+1=11.
Sheer coincidence..?!
Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2+5+4 =11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2+5+4=11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3+1+1+2+4=11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle.
The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:
“For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”
That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.
Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to WINGDINGS
What do you think now..?!
Holly Fuck! that’s very spooky! anyway pawan ki maniere?
When the shit hits the fan, u gotta smell it! (and clean it afterwards of course)
Someone said: when u lose don’t lose the lesson. Well haven’t figured out the lesson when we lose in footie!
The average person visits the toilet 2500 times a year, or about six-eight times a day. You spend about 3 years of your life in the toilet.
IRONFIST, i went to see “casino royal” yesterday, it’s kool. can rate it 7.8/10
so how r things dude?
Yo dude
hey we using Big’s blog to catch up with news like email! 
here it’s all good too corek mo pe envi guette casino royale too mone guette spider 3 so trailer paraite mari top
Am good
sinon toi ki la pose?
spiderman 3 so trailler, me in geter. check borat, mari payer. tou ok dan me side. la mo p met en tet aster collection 007!!!!
let’s hope that bigC doesn’t mind ki nu p crer 1 compentiment kot nu p fer tou!!
LOL. ok mo pe envi guette borat. dapres lorde acteur ki zoue ali G la ca ek li suppose mari comil
sinon toi pawan ki la pose? double 6 meme 
borat is kool, to pu truv li nissa.
o si mo truv 007 pa mal.
cool! can’t wait to watch these movies! anyway what do u think if we go and invade some other space of Pascal’s blogg?
i mean that would be interesting for him too? 
where u wanna start?
those beautiful eyes, that incredable dody, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile … but that’s enought about me, tell me how r things?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push
the wrong buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking up people
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at
all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without
it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just
keeps trying
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
bigC p boykot nu!!!!!!!
Lymphomas
Lymphomas are malignant cell infiltrations of the lymphatic system. The lymph system includes the nodes with which of us are familiar, located in the neck, armpit, and groin. These nodes are only part of the lymph system, as they are connected to each other and to the spleen, thymus, and parts of the tonsils, stomach, and small intestine by a network of vessels. The vessels carry a colorless, watery fluid called lymph, and contains lymphocytes. Once a malignancy begins in one part of the lymph system, it often spreads throughout the rest of the system before it is detected. Lymphomas share similar symptoms such as painless swelling of the lymph nodes, fever and fatigue.
Lymphomas, close cousins to the leukemias, are divided into many sub-groups according to cell types. Broadly, they are classified as either non-Hodgkin’s and Hodgkin’s. Of these two types, non-Hodgkin’s (NHL) is the more common in children. About 15 types of NHL have been identified, although three of these types are the main ones which occur in children (see below). NHL in children occurs more frequently between the ages of ten and twenty than under ten. Hodgkins cases in children are rare under five years of age; in children under age 10, it is more common in boys than girls. Currently, Hodgkin’s lymphoma is more curable than non-Hodgkin’s.
NHL (Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma)
The three types of NHL that occur most often in children are:
lymphoblastic: Predominantly T-cell origin, sometimes hard to distinguish from leukemia; 30% of childhood NHLs.
small noncleaved cell lymphoma (Burkitt’s and non-Burkitt’s): B-cell origin, cALLa; 40-50% of childhood NHLs.
large cell lymphoma A heterogeneous group B lineage and T lineage, some are like both T and B; 20-25% of childhood NHLs.
The author of “Mike’s” pages has done excellent jobs in describing lymphomas, including details on cell classification, diagnosis, the lymph system, and statistics. Both pages focus largely on adult rather than childhood concerns, but the descriptions do cover the full age range of the disease.
Statistics for NHL
6% of childhood cancers,
1.0-1.5 per 100,000 children will be diagnosed with NHL
more common in ages 10-20
very unusual in children less than 3
frequent malignancy in children with AIDS
60% with NHL will be cured
Hodgkin’s Lymphoma
Hodgkin’s lymphoma is characterized by the presence of large, binucleated cells called “Reed-Sternberg cells.” The normal counterpart of these cells is not known - they are of either a B or a T lineage. Hodgkin’s disease usually presents with enlarged lymph nodes. Hodgkin’s has a cure rate of 75%.
Treatment for Lymphomas
The treatment for all types of lymphoma depends on type, stage, and grade of disease. The types are listed in the descriptions and the embedded links. The stages and grades are outlined below.
Stages:
I cancer site, no bone marrow involvement
II two sites, both either above or below the diaphragm; no bone marrow involvement
III sites above and below the diaphragm; no bone marrow involvement
IV bone marrow is effected or the cancer cells have spread outside the lymphatic system
B fever, weight loss or night sweats
A absence of fever, weight loss or night sweats
E disease has spread to organs outside the lymph system
Grades:
high: usually found in B-cell and T-cell types
intermediate: usually found in B-cell and T-cell types
low: predominantly found in B-cell types
Lymphomas are usually treated by a combination of chemotherapy, radiation, surgery, and/or bone marrow transplants. The cure rate varies greatly depending on the type of lymphoma and the progression of the disease.
Bimanual Vaginal Examination
Position of patient on the “gynecological chair” (lithotomy position). Firstly external genital organs should be examined, then with speculum examine vagina and cervix.
Lubricate index and middle fingers of gloved hand and insert into the vagina, check for any nodularity or tenderness in vaginal wall, including the region of the urethra and the bladder anteriorly.
Palpate cervix noting its position, shape, consistency, regularity, mobility, tenderness and the opening of external os (passage of fingers through cervical canal). Feel the fornices around the cervix.
Place the external hand in the supra-pubic region and try to palpate internal organs between the fingers and the hand.
Palpation of uterus:
I) Position- Normally anteflexioversio, but possible retroflexioversio and sinistera/dextera position.
II) Size – normally 5-6 cm
III) Consistency
IV) Mobility and painfulness
V) Surface – should be smooth
Palpation of adnexa:
Move fingers towards the vaginal wall in order to palpate adnexae. In norm not palpated. If palpable then position, size, consistency, painfulness and mobility should be determined.
Palpation of parametrium near the pelvic bone (in case of spread of malignant process.
In rectovaginal examination any abnormalities should be detected, in case of oncologic process or any infiltrate.
In “Pawan’s Posts”, u write what u want or mostly. In the other parts, I’m ze boss and I’ll get rid of what I deem inappropriate.
eta pas gentil dude. i think le kk monte a ta tete!
sa mo pli sire avek sa ban augmentations prix dan moris, prix sokolat in o si monter. et donc monsieur bigC pa p bizin reduce so dose sokolat ek sa effet de manque la p monte li a la tet !! hahahahahaha
P.S. eh bert, kuma li gagne 1 to logo partou kot ena zetoil ek nu trap kepa ek pa gagne to logo?
Technique of legal abortion
Early abortions
By suction or surgical curettage if
mo croire acoz li ene computer geek ek moi pas
at any rate mo pas conne! bizin dimane li 
hey big couma to fer? mo pe envi mete ene GUNDAM pou moi!
Well if u r nice - LOL, I can promote u guys to “contributors” and maybe u’ll have an avatar (logo) then.
oh contributors? can we add pic as well? ah shit deleted all the porn on my computer!
let’s go fishing then! Yah!
hi hi hi
i want 2 b the boss dan plas of the boss.
hmmm
guess contributors will b for later then
me and IRONFIST in voter a lunanimiter, nu ouler vin contributer o si tot posib ! ! !
And 4 you girls yur 1st time by me to u direct from my heart…
It’s your first time. As you lie back yourmuscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he; refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he’s gentle like he promised he’d be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he’s done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him; more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses; closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it’s too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank
your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin’ ?
PERVERT
I know what you were thinking!
yo dude that story we heard that when we were at college! anyway yesterday was my bday gotten old man 25!!!!
Unfortunately it is not a democracy! Like in th UN, some conutry can VETO things n for now I impose my VETO
happy birthday dude !!!!!!!!
wow to lor to noce d’or, si kumsamem ki apel sa.truv bon koter kuma mo ti fer, aster kan to gagne enkor 3x sa laz la, to pu gagne 10000 rupi ek 1 tlefon ar minis des viex dimuns.
bigC to bien koner mo ti bur dhor dan MUN akoz mo ban very interesting jokes!!!!!
aster ki nu in fini ar kolez, to p inpoz moi ban laloi UN. ek enplis ek to VETO (veterinair en format long) la to p gagne ban lesprit rod zoophyli. mo signal toi ki moi mo ena leaprit necrophil ek IRONFIST li ena copy-right lor pratikment tou seki fini par “-phil”
P.S. IRONFIST so brthday, o moin to ti kpav fer nu 1 ti kado ek met nu contributers!!!!!!!!
ek enplis zetWAL IRONFIST so ban poWAL pu kumans vin gris aster, montre li to solider ar li ek fer moi ek li vin contributers
ek mo ena tou 1 bon kolection foto tres 81+, oui 81+
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are…
JANUARY = SHYNESS
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in
the next 12 days
FEBRUARY = SMARTS
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon.
Has more than one best friend.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH = GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
new love in 8 days.
APRIL = SWEETIE
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
MAY = SEXY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye
will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
JUNE = PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Not easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye
will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
JULY = ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every
thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”.
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. “charming”
or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.
AUGUST = FLIRT
You’ve got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have a very attractive
partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an
August brithday. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. When it
comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
will meet someone that may possibly become
one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5
minutes.
SEPTEMBER = LOVER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.
if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins. someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.
OCTOBER = HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming
up sometime this month.
NOVEMBER = THUG
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best. repost this in 5 mins & you will find true love at 11:00 a.m.
DECEMBER = BEAUTY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner
and physical beauty. Doesn’t pretend. Gets angry
often. A meaningful love life partner.
Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends.
It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill.
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
Knows what to do to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all.
Subject: Aspartame sweetener
VERY IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ Aspartame Update
Ignorance is never a good thing. Not only can ignorance do you harm, but for many of us, it already has. Take this to heart and share it.
WORLD ENVIRONMENTAL CONFERENCE and the MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS FOUNDATION & FDA IS SUING FOR COLLUSION WITH MONSANTO.
Article written by Betty Martini
I have spent several days lecturing at the WORLD ENVIRONMENTAL CONFERENCE on ASPARTAME: Marketed as ‘NutraSweet,’ ‘Equal,’ and ‘Spoonful.’
In the keynote address by the EPA, they announced that there was an epidemic of multiple sclerosis and systemic lupus, and they did not understand what toxin was causing this to be rampant across the world..
I explained I was there to lecture on exactly that subject. When the temperature of Aspartame exceeds 86 degrees F, the wood alcohol in ASPARTAME converts to formaldehyde and then to formic acid, which in turn causes metabolic acidosis. (Formic acid is the poison found in the sting of fire ants.) The methanol toxicity mimics multiple sclerosis; thus, people were being diagnosed with having multiple sclerosis in error. The multiple sclerosis is not a death sentence, where methanol toxicity is.
In the case of systemic lupus, we are finding it has become almost as rampant as multiple sclerosis, especially Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi drinkers.
Also, with methanol toxicity, the victims usually drink three to four 12oz.cans of them per day, some even more. In the cases of systemic lupus,which is triggered by ASPARTAME, the victim usually does not know that the aspartame is the culprit. The victim continues its use aggravating the lupus to such a degree, that sometimes it becomes life threatening.
When we get people off the aspartame, those with systemic lupus usually become asymptotic. Unfortunately, we cannot reverse this disease. On the other hand, in the case of those diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis,(when in reality, the disease is methanol toxicity), most of the symptoms disappear.
We have seen cases where their vision has returned and even their hearing has returned. This also applies to cases of tinnitus.
During a lecture I said “If you are using ASPARTAME [NutraSweet, Equal,Spoonful, etc.] and you suffer from fibromyalgia symptoms, spasms,shooting pains, numbness in your legs, cramps, vertigo, dizziness, headaches, tinnitus, joint pain, depression, anxiety attacks, slurred speech, blurred vision, or memory loss, you probably have ASPARTAME DISEASE!”
People were jumping up during the lecture saying, “I’ve got this. Is it reversible?” It is rampant. Some of the speakers at my lecture were even suffering from these symptoms. In one lecture attended by the Ambassador of Uganda, he told us that their sugar industry is adding aspartame!
He continued by saying that one of the industry leader’s son could no longer walk due in part to product usage! We have a very serious problem.
Even a stranger came up to Dr. Espisto,(one of my speakers) and myself and said, “Could you tell me why so many people seem to be coming down with MS?”
During a visit to a hospice, a nurse said that six of her friends, who were heavy Diet Coke drinkers, had all been diagnosed with MS. This is beyond coincidence.
Here is the problem. There were Congressional Hearings when Aspartame was originally included as a sweetener in 100 different products. Since this nitial hearing, there have been two subsequent hearings, but to no avail.
Nothing has been done. The drug and chemical lobbies have very deep pockets.
Now there are over 5,000 products containing this chemical, and the PATENT HAS EXPIRED!!!!
At the time of this first hearing, people were going blind. The methanol in the Aspartame converts to formaldehyde in the retina of the eye.
Formaldehyde is grouped in the same class of drugs as cyanide and arsenic DEADLY POISONS!!! Unfortunately, it just takes longer to quietly kill, but it is killing people and causing all kinds of neurological problems.
Aspartame changes the brain’s chemistry. It is the reason for severe seizures. This drug changes the dopamine level in the brain. Imagine what this drug does to patients suffering from Parkinson’s Disease. This drug also causes birth defects. There is absolutely no reason to take this product. It is NOT A DIET PRODUCT! The Congressional record said, “It makes you crave Carbohydrates and will make you FAT.” Dr. Roberts stated that when he got patients off aspartame, their average weight loss was 19 pounds per person.
The formaldehyde stores in the fat cells, particularly in the hips and thighs. Aspartame is especially deadly for diabetics. All physicians know what wood alcohol will do to a diabetic. We find that physicians believe that they have patients with retinopathy, when in fact, it is caused by the aspartame. The aspartame keeps the blood sugar level out of control, causing many patients to go into a coma. Unfortunately, many have died.
People were telling us at the conference of the American College of Physicians, that they had relatives that switched from saccharin to an aspartame product and how that relative had eventually gone into a coma.
Their physicians could not get the blood sugar levels under control.Thus, the patients suffered acute memory loss and eventually coma and death.
Memory loss is due the fact that aspartic acid and phenylalanine are neurotoxic without the other amino acids found in protein. Thus it goes past the blood brain barrier and deteriorates the neurons of the brain. Dr. Russell Blaylock, a neurosurgeon, said, “The ingredients stimulates the neurons of the brain to death, causing brain damage of varying degrees.
Dr. Blaylock has written a book entitled “EXCITOTOXINS: THE TASTE THAT KILLS”
Health Press 1-800-643-2665).
Dr. H. J. Roberts, diabetic specialist and world expert on aspartame poisoning, has also written a book entitled “DEFENSE AGAINST ALZHEIMER’S
DISEASE” (1-800-814-9800). Dr. Roberts tells how aspartame poisoning is
escalating Alzheimer’s Disease, and indeed it is. As the hospice nurse told me, women are being admitted at 30 years of age with Alzheimer’ Disease.
Dr. Blaylock and Dr. Roberts will be writing a position paper with some case histories and will post it on the Internet.
According to the Conference of the American College of Physicians, “We are talking about a plague of neurological diseases caused by this deadly poison.” Dr. Roberts realized what was happening when aspartame was first marketed. He said, “His diabetic patients presented memory loss, confusion, and severe vision loss.” At the Conference of the American College of Physicians, doctors admitted that they did not know. They had wondered why seizures were rampant (the phenylalanine in aspartame breaks down the seizure threshold and depletes serotonin, which causes manic depression, panic attacks, rage and violence).
Just before the Conference, I received a fax from Norway, asking for a possible antidote for this poison because they are experiencing so many problems in their country. This “poison” is now available in 90 PLUS countries worldwide. Fortunately, we had speakers and ambassadors at the Conference from different nations who have pledged their help. We ask that you help too.
Print this article out and warn everyone you know. Take anything that contains aspartame back to the store. Take the “NO ASPARTAME “TEST”and
send us your case history. I assure you that MONSANTO, the creator of Aspartame, knows how deadly it is. They fund the American Association, American Dietetic Association Congress, and the Conference of the American College of Physicians. The New York Times, November 15, 1996, ran an article on how the American Dietetic Association takes money from the food industry to endorse their products. Therefore, they cannot criticize any additives or tell about their link to MONSANTO.
How bad is this? We told a mother who had a child on NutraSweet to get
off the product. The child was having grand mal seizures every day. The
mother called her physician, who called the ADA, who told the doctor not to take the child off the NutraSweet. We are still trying to convince the mother that the Aspartame is causing the seizures. Every time we get someone off of aspartame, the seizures stop. If the baby dies, you know whose fault it is, and what we are up against. There are 92 documented symptoms of aspartame, from coma to death. The majority of them are all neurological, because the aspartame destroys the nervous system.
Aspartame Disease is partially the cause to what is behind some of the mystery of the Desert Storm health problems. The burning tongue and
other problems discussed in over 60 cases can be directly related to the consumption of Aspartame product. Several thousand pallets of diet
drinks were shipped to the Desert Storm troops. (Remember heat can liberate the methanol from the aspartame at 86 degrees F.) Diet drinks sat in the 120 degree F Arabian sun for weeks at a time on pallets. The servicemen and women drank them all day long. All of their symptoms are identical to aspartame poisoning.
Dr. Roberts says consuming Aspartame at the time of conception can cause birth defects.” According to Dr. Louis Elsas, Pediatrician and Professor of Genetics, at Emory University, In his testimony before Congress. The phenylalanine concentrates in the placenta, causing mental retardation.
In the original lab tests, animals developed brain tumours, phenylalanine
breaks down into DXP, a brain tumour agent.) When Dr. Espisto was lecturing on aspartame, one physician in the audience, a neurosurgeon, said, “When they remove brain tumours, they have found high levels of aspartame in them.”
Stevia, a sweet food, NOT AN ADDITIVE, which helps in the metabolism of sugar, which would be ideal for diabetics, has now been approved as a dietary supplement by the FDA. For years the FDA has outlawed this sweet food because of their loyalty to MONSANTO.
If it says “SUGAR FREE” on the label-DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
Senator Howard Hetzenbaum wrote a bill that would have warned all infants, pregnant mothers and children of the dangers of aspartame. The bill would have also instituted independent studies on the problems existing in the population (seizures, changes in brain chemistry, changes in neurological and behavioural symptoms). It was killed by the powerful drug and chemical lobbies, letting loose the hounds of disease and death on an unsuspecting public. Since the Conference of the American College of Physicians, we hope to have the help of several world leaders.
Again, please help us, too. There are a lot of people out there who must be warned, please let them know this information.
Women’s Cancer Resource Centre Laurie Moser, Assistant Director
1815 East 41st Street, Suite C
Minneapolis, MN 55407-3425
1-800-908-8544 or 612-729-049
The author, Betty Martini, can be reached at 770-242-2599.
Education is the Apprenticeship of Life
http://www.globalrichlist.com/
http://msdewey.com/
Yo dude thanx for yr wish pawan. mo trouve to pe continue flood big so blog!
apart ca ki nouvel
mo in decid met imper ban kuyonad educatif o si lor sa blog la
apres tou pa kapv net met tou nissa, ena pu maintenir reputation bigC!!!!!!!
osi mo p saye pass diber ar bigC pu li fer nu vin contributer.
LOL keep trying maybe we’ll get there. So what’s ahead for u for xmas and new yr?
4 the xmas & new year, me ena 1 plan of banging sme nice grls i met some days back!!! do wish me luck.
what about u zetpiol sorry zetoil to p bien bang the girls mo esperer. pu IRONFIST mo pa kas tet, li 1 zom tres kompetent.
P.S pu MAMMOUTH … mo in aret prend so traka fam, li in pratikment in fini gagne title lord dan domain pa tir fam.
Go pawan! Go Pawan!!! trape li mete are li!
think for xmas will stay home and for new yr me and big and others will hit town with a BANG! 
wish u were here dude could have a heavy nite
massive big bang ohhhhh yes sa c 1 mega fantasy!
21 THINGS U CAN SAY 4 X-MAS ! ! !
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!
5. I’ve never seen a better spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!
19. I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man basically needs to be Decent …
..this includes being:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a psychiatrist
5. a chef
6. an electrician
7. a carpenter
8. a plumber
9. a mechanic
10. a decorator
11. a sexologist
12. a gynecologist
13. a psychologist
14. a pest exterminator
15. a good father
16. an organizer
17. a good listener
18. kind
19. considerate
20. very clean
21. sympathetic
22. athletic
23. warm
24. sensitive
25.loving
26. caring
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
45. Thoughtful
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
46. give her compliments regularly
47. love shopping
48. be honest
49. be very rich
50. not stress her out
51. not look at other women
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
52. give her lots of attention, (not ignore her!)
53. give her lots of time, (especially time for herself)
54. give her lots of space, (never worrying about where she goes)
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
55. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
how right! ah les fams
: ) tou le plaisir est pour moi.
eta pawan! pas prend tout plaisir. laise pou nou oussi!
sinon ki la pose toi?
guess what IRONFIST.
to in fer 1 mari rev hier, ladan mo in rever ki ZETPOIL (zetoil) ti fer nu 1 mari kado pu n-mas ek apres li in fer 1 lot kado pu laner.
kado laner la ti ki li in fer nu vin “CONTRIBUTERS”
ek kado laner la, li tres indesent, to in komprend moi toi.
LOL. comprend toi full! eh nou mette pression lors big pou nou vine contributors do!
aparte ca to encore pe travil Australia? ici ena encore travail.
bon ciao
it is now 20.20 MU time and fucking hell am still at work
how gay is that!!!!!!!
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE ONE
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want. ”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE TWO
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE THREE
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!” The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!” The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.”
“Hi George! Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”
The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”
The group was silent for a moment, then the pastor said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.” The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE FOUR
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets.
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE FIVE
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE SIX
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, “It was a mechanical engineer.” Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.
The last one said, “Actually it must have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE SEVEN
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE EIGHT
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, “I like both”
“Both?”
Engineer: “Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done.”
UNDERSTANDING ENGINEERS - TAKE NINE
An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess and that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”
moi mo dir toi IRONFIST bizin devier bigC so bol pu ki li met nu kom contributers.
met pression lor li pa pu fer grand effet, li dza in fini gagne immunization + booster du zur li li in kumans frekant nou!
devir so bol mo dir.
Hi guys. Merry christmas n happy new year.
just passing 2 wish u dudes a merry x-mas n to enjoy.
P.S. bigC kan moi ek IRONFIST pu gagne nu kado?
CHINESE HOROSCOPE:
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>>AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
>>Whatever you do, don’t cheat!
>>CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
>>THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
>>WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
>>CHINESE NEW YEAR
>>FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
>>DO NOT CHEAT
>>OR IT WON’T WORK AND
>>YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
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>>TAKE 3 MINUTES
>>TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
>>THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
>>HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
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>>NO CHEATING !!!!
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>>THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
>>DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
>>IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
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>>1st. Get PEN and PAPER
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>>2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU
>>ACTUALLY KNOW
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>>3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good
>>results.
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>>4th. SCROLL DOWN
>>ONE LINE AT THE TIME
>>DON`T READ AHEAD
>>otherwise
>>YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
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>>1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a
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>>2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,
>>WRITE DOWN ANY
>>2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
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>>DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
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>>3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,
>>WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
>>OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
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>>CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT
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>>4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
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>>next to 4, 5, & 6 .
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>>5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
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>>6. Finally, MAKE A WISH
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>>ARE YOU READY?
>>HERE IS THE
>>KEY TO THE GAME
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>>1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
>>SPACE 2
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>>2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
>>3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
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>>3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
>>SPACE 7
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>>4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
>>SPACE 4
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>>5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
>>KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
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>>LUCKY STAR
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>>PERSON IN NUMBER 3
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>>PERSON IN 7
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>>9. THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
>>YOUR MIND
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>>10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
>>FEEL ABOUT LIFE
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>>11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
>>LUCKY NUMBER
>>SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
>>10 PEOPLE
>>WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
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>>IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
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>>IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE
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>>STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK
yo actually played this but if u think before u write it all goes wrong and guess what i did think!
so not correct for me!
anyway what’s up?
yo by the way pawan big aint in Mu at Moment he’s in Rodirgues so flood as much as u want
bigC dan rodrigues !!!!! li in al fet laner avec so demiozelle la ba tou sel.
IRONFIST, bigC in dekuvert 1 way pu ki li kpav pass some time with his girl without we poking our nose into things. sa li very bad, bizin truv 1 way pu li rapel ki 1 foi li ti fer 1 tres grand gaff dan so life ek kom pinition, god in don li nou!
Hi guys. I’m back. Happy new year to all of u.
So no flooding please if u wish to get the status of “contributor” some day - I know this “blackmail” won’t work anyway
eta bigC to in fini enpente kavern patates ek tou so ban re-koin? - ki to ti al fer laba o fait, kot toi pena bord larivier pu to al … to ti bien bizin al dan kavern patates pu to … mo kpav komprend ki to ti bizin inper intimiter mai a tel point ! ! ! moi ek IRONFIST nu pa sa kantiter sovaz pu ki nu vin get toi … mai nu a c pervert pu ki nu vin filmer : )
sa bezer sa, IRONFIST ek moi dpi si pa ki lepok p atan pu nu vin “controbuters” mo ban poil p kumans vin gris ek pu IRONFIST pa kozer, c 1 bel tristess, so ban zong lipied in fini transform en racin telment nu p atan kan nu pu gagne vin “contributers”.
trop c trop,IRONFIST it’s high time, to pu bizin met to kompetance en plas. voila mo p poursuive bigC pu rezon ki li pa p fer toi ek moi vin “contributers”. aster la toi to met to asezonment ladan ek fer li roti a feu doux. aster si li accept ek met nu “contributers” lerla kpav tir tou ban charges on him.
ouais! ouais coz r li pawan! eta line delete ene thread ki mo dire ki li ene big gay!
mo d tou ker avek IRONFIST, bigC nou pa ouler, fer la revolt mo dir, nu pu gard 1 la graiver si to pa met nou contributers.
bigC nou pa oulai
bigC nou pa oulai
to fer fauss ek IRONFIST.
Glass of Milk
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?”
You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.”
He said, “Then I thank you from my heart.”
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Many years later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.
Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor’s gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.
He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won.
Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, and then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words…
“Paid in full with one glass of milk”
(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: “Thank You,
God, that Your love has spread broad through human hearts and hands.”
There’s a saying which goes something like this: Bread cast on the waters comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time. If you never see the deed again at least you will have made the world a better place - And, after all, isn’t that what life is all about?
dude that last quote is so cheesy and if i may add stupid!!!! let’s put some porn pics instead?
First time I get a post like that from Pawan! Must make sure he’s not ill or something like that ;). U r worrying us man! :p
dude pawan has not posted anything for a while! i hope nothing has happened!
yep this is starting to get worrying - really worrying this time!!! So Pawan if u c this, please post a Hi.
this is the voice of Pawan. turn off the lights, take your clothes off. now bend over and wait 4 ….
me in re-vini. the shit c ki ti p fer sipa ki changement da ban kab, donk pendant sa ban zur la pa ti ena ni net @ home ni phone dan tou the avenue !!!!!!
P.S : ) bigC mo in respon, …
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b fer moi ek IRONFIST vin distributers aster.
oops sorry CONTRIBUTERS et non DISTRIBUTERS!!!!!
shit does happen ! ! ! !
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.”
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
“Good morning, Ma’am”, he said, “I’ve come to…”
“Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.”
“Have you really? “said the photographer. “Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?”
“Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat” ;
After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?”
“Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.”
Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!”
Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, >I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.”
“My, that’s a lot!” gasped Mrs. Smith.
“Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.”
“Don’t I know it,” said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The
photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This was done on the top of a bus,” he said.
“Oh my God!” Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
“And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.”
“She was difficult?” asked Mrs. Smith.
“Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the
park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look.”
“Four and five deep?” said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
“Yes”, the photographer replied. And for more than three hours, too! The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all
in.”
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. “Do you mean they actually chewed on your, um… equipment?”
“It’s true, Ma’am, yes. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away
“Tripod?”
Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a
tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.”
Mrs. Smith fainted!
Pawan people r looking for this: “speculum-examine vagina foto” and falling on my blog - more specifially in ur corner of my blog. What the hell is that speculum-examine???
sepculum examination of the vagina wow ! ! !
ok here it goes. Speculum it’s 1 apparatus, li kuma 1 labek kanard mail li en metal. it’s used to b inserted into the vagina and afterwrds it opened, net try vizion 1 label kanard 12 a 15 cm length, 3 cm width. now make if u r inside the mouth of the duck and looking infront, u will c the cervix (where the vagina end, cervix starts n where cervix ends, uterus starts)
a Kusko’s speculum (most common 1) is used to do curatage (curatage c ki zot fer 1 zar ti swap kot rekolter some cells for al geter enba microscope ou kot pu fer culture)
N.B i do have access to fotos but can’t give them (patient’s intimacy) better they try in books of gynae.
Pawan, do u want me to create a blog where u, bertrand n me will have equal status. This way u can be contributors - u being contributors on my blog is a very very bad idea according to me
So what name do i give it - ULO???
yep me ok.
Bert what about u?
ok
let us have fun
will there b grls with nice body n nice boobs?
lmao. nice comments.
PS3 is cool, try it guys….
no more comments
wai happy birthday bigC
birthday??? my bday is not in may!!!
When is your birthday then?
well his birthday is on **/10/**
the year i know it is 1982
**/10/82
Well if u “know”!
JUST TELL US we can say happy birthday to u then
hi hi hi.
sorry if i created a big fuss, but i just wanted to wish bigC happy brthday, the one i forgot to wish him last year!!!!
bigC’s brthday is something between 1st and 31st October
P.S franc franc tou bigC ena plain dimun ki mari intereser ek to brthday date ….
en passant happy brthday IRONFIST
bigC it’s the birthday of IRONFIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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as a gift u can make him n me contributers!!!1
Yo he’s back!!!!! dude drinking !
hey Pawan heard u got yr posting at some hospital! well done!
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