Let’s be honest for once. Mauritius is a multi-racial country ans we are “multi-racists” except for a few exceptions. It’s true that we all live in peace and harmony (there have only been two major uprisings where religion has been the cause in about 40 years) but nevertheless we like to keep to ourselves and to our small group. We do have friends that are of many different religions but deep down inside we know that they are different. In other words, most Mauritians are racists!
But there’s hope. There are a few who r genuinely not racists and the new generation of Mauritians seem to care less about religious differences apart from some desperate cases – God is so so unfair; he gives a decent brain to very few people and leave the others to b sheeps with no brain coz if u do have a brain and do use it to think, u will realise that u could have been born in any religion (or ethnic group) and u despising people of the other religion is down right stupid. Moreover, biologically there are no more differences between people of different religions that between people of the same religion.
Anyway, so for real Mauritians who are not racists, where do we fit in Mauritius? We would not join groups like Hindu House, L’Union Chretienne,… . So why not create a new group of our own where the way to get in is just by proving that you are not a racist but a true Mauritian. We’ll need to find a decent name for it – Mauritian Union sucks 😉
So who’s in? As any decent association, we’ll need to have a president, vice-president, treasurer,… and hold regular meetings 😉
P.S. How will u know if u r not a racist and can become a member of Mauritian Union:
- Do you wonder; is he a Hindu / Chinese / Christian when u c someone?
- If yes, sorry mate, u r out
- Do you have friends of all religions?
- If yes, u r cool
- Would you mind your son/daughter/bro/sis marrying someone not of your religion?
- if yes, sorry mate
- Do you believe that all people are the same no matter what religion they are?
- if yes, u r cool
I hope u understand, we can accept only pure Mauritians 😉